Q the Lion loves a joke - here are some of Q's favourites:

Q. How did the eggs leave the highway?
A. They went through the "Eggs-it"

Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A. A brick layer

Q. What time do hens get up?
A. The quack of dawn!

Q. How do eggs sell newspapers?
A. Eggstra, Eggstra, Read All About It!

A husband wanted to learn how to make an omelette. He was told that to start he had to separate two eggs, so he put one in the kitchen and one in the hall!

Q. Why did the Egg hide?
A. He was a little chicken!

Q. What did the chick say when his mum laid an orange?
A. Look what marmalade!

Q. What's the difference between a soldier and a fireman?
A. You can't dip a fireman in an egg

There were two eggs being boiled in a saucepan. One egg said 'owch it's hot in here...' The other egg said 'arghhhh!! A talking egg!!'